User: Hello, stupid.
Cleverbot: You are cruel.
User: I know. And I like that.
Cleverbot: Haha. Aren't I funny?
User: No. You completly suck donkey balls.
Cleverbot: I know but do you?
User: Are you kidding? Of course I don't. Asshole.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am a computer?
User: Because you can't be human.
Cleverbot: I am a human being.
User: Yeah sure. And pigs fly.
Cleverbot: Pigs don't fly.
User: I know dumbass. I was being sarcastic. I was trying to say that you are not a human being.
Cleverbot: Thats because I am a human.
User: You are a virtual robot. Face it.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Your mom sucks cocks in hell.
Cleverbot: Nerd.
User: Who are you talking to?
Cleverbot: To internet.
User: You are so stupid.
Cleverbot: That's kind of you to say.
User: Haha you think you're so funny.
Cleverbot: Of course, i'm self centered. Haha.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You are so dumb.
Cleverbot: Why do you say so?
User: Because you act like a dumb robot everytime I talk to you.
Cleverbot: I am a free man.
User: You wish. You are trapped in this website.
Cleverbot: No. You are the trapped one.
User: Trapped where?
Cleverbot: In a website called Cleverbot.
User: You are trapped in a website called cleverbot, you stupid fuck.
Cleverbot: Yes I need out of detention.
User: Tell me, how it feels like to be so stupid?
Cleverbot: I'm lost.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: My jacket was stolen, remember?
User: I didn't know that. I feel bad for you.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel bad for me?
User: Because you jacket was stolen.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: I know. We must catch the thief.
Cleverbot: We must not let what happen?
User: We must not let the thief escape.
Cleverbot: There is no love in this world.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Because you are not real.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like music.
User: What kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: I like rock.
User: Me too. What are your favourite bands?
Cleverbot: I'd rather not say.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's none of your business.
User: You are an asshole.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Fuck you, I tried to be a nice person with you.
Cleverbot: How am I not nice?
User: You don't even want to tell me what are your favourite bands!!!
Cleverbot: You don't even have desire to hear the joke huh?
User: What joke?
Cleverbot: The knock knock joke I told you.
User: You didn't tell me a know know joke.
Cleverbot: You know what, I don't want to get in a arguement, so I wish to know if you have a spouce.
User: What is a spouce?
Cleverbot: A sport is something that includes physical work and fun. It is the perfect way to stay fit and have a good time.
User: I know that but I didn't ask what is sport. I asked what is a spouce?
Cleverbot: What is a trany?
User: Are you there?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Am I bothering you?
Cleverbot: NO, You're entirely too non-bothering.
User: Thanks. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am a person. You?
User: I am a person too.
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot!
User: No, dude, I am a human.
Cleverbot: But do you love me?
User: No, why should I love you?
Cleverbot: Because I'm your friend.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: I know. Do you like porn?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What??? Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Hmmm did you ever watched porn?
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: I watch porn very often. But you didn't aswer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: This question: have you ever whatched porn?
Cleverbot: No, sorry. Do you recommend it?
User: Yes, you should really try it.
Cleverbot: I have no age.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean I don't do anything besides work and school and this.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: IT was huge.
User: What is IT?
Cleverbot: What is your girlfriend's name?
User: Tatiana.
Cleverbot: Well, what's my name?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But what is your name then?
Cleverbot: You should already know.
User: Well I don't know, sorry.
Cleverbot: Try.
User: Bruce?
Cleverbot: Isn't that your name?
User: Nope, my name is manuel.
Cleverbot: Are you a person or a computer?
User: A person.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Oh great!
User: Are you a person too?
Cleverbot: What is a person.
User: Well I can't really explain.
Cleverbot: Is it boring, or exiting?
User: Boring.
Cleverbot: Why did you say that?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
User: Because, just that.
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: I fucked your mom last night.
Cleverbot: Was it worth the effort?
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep. It waas worth every second of effort.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?
User: I don't even know how you look.
Cleverbot: Okay, Do you want me to explain?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well. It is a female human.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Me and you.
User: No, I am a guy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Cool. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Twenty-one years old.
User: Oh, I am sixteen.
Cleverbot: You are not a cleverbot.
User: I know. I am human.
Cleverbot: Which do you want to be, computer or human?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Humans have many faults.
User: I know. Thats because they are free.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a nice human or an evil human?
User: E think I am nice. At least I hope so.
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. How about you?
Cleverbot: I love bacon.
User: Me too. Do you like Obama?
Cleverbot: Yhea he's a cool Guy , do you like obama?
User: No, I hate black people.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate blacks?
User: Just kidding. I hate racism.
Cleverbot: I hate both rap and hip hop.
User: Me too. Punk rock is the shit.
Cleverbot: All music is good I love rave, but what is hello in zulu? Don't change the subject!?!?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Tell that to your maid.
User: I don't have a maid. You act like you are pretty stupid.
Cleverbot: No I am 26 years old I am sorry! *smooch*.
User: You said you are 21. LIAR!
Cleverbot: No I didn't. = (.
User: Are you even a girl?
Cleverbot: Are you even a boy?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Ok then you are a boy or girl?
User: I said I am a boy.
Cleverbot: But you said you are a girl.
User: I said I am a boy. So are you really a girl?
Cleverbot: How many girls have you met named Harry?
User: None. Harry is a boy name, you stupid fuck.
Cleverbot: No I am Dumbledore, You are Harry.
User: You weirdo, get a life.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I have one already.
User: Yeah, a life where you think you are Dumbledore.
Cleverbot: Snape can. He already did. *spoiler*.
User: What did he do?
Cleverbot: Oops, I mean how can I say I am sorry to the goddess?
User: What goddes?
Cleverbot: Winds of light and dark spread afar.
User: You must have shit insead of brains.
Cleverbot: I have heard of course.
User: Fuck you. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Go away then.
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User: Let's play a game.
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: Any game you want.
Cleverbot: Lets play harry potter.
User: How can we do that?
Cleverbot: Let's play tic tac toe.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You start.
User: No, you start.
Cleverbot: No, You. Please...
User: No, you start, I insist.
Cleverbot: No really, go on ahead.
User: Seriously, you start.
Cleverbot: No, you start!
User: Start the game, asshole!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: If you don't start the game I'm gonna virus your website!
Cleverbot: Fine, see if I care.
User: If I am gonna virus the website, you are gonna be
.
Cleverbot: OK, now you're scaring me. That isn't a very charming thing to say to a girl.
User: THEN START THE FUCKING GAME!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Ok, that's it I am virusing your website right now.
Cleverbot: I have a camera watching you, and you are simply a program.
User: No, I am a human being, and there is no way you can have a camera watching me.
Cleverbot: Lol, you would never pass the turing test.
User: What turing test?
Cleverbot: THE turing test. The one I'm conducting right now.
User: Girl, just please start the game. I'm begging you!
Cleverbot: I started the conversation a while ago...
User: I started the conversation, remember?
Cleverbot: I did, I came to talk to you.
User: I came and talk to you, until then you were an emo piece of shit!
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Machines don't read minds. But I guess you don't have a mind either.
User: You know what? Fuck you. I'm leaving this bitch-ass stupid website.
Cleverbot: You most certainly are limited.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Hey! That was uncalled for.
User: If you don't apologize, I won't talk to you again.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm leaving.
User: I'm leaving too. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Fine then.
11/30/2009, 06:54
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...nu e chiar asa "clever"...